Holy Smokes, Batman...She's a REAL girl!!


Poor MuscleMomma. Anytime we get a new female trainer at the gym, that is of the lesbian persuasion, they zoom right in on her! We can't figure it out. She doesn't walk, talk, or look butch...in fact she's beautiful and ALL girl. She must have some kind of signal she has no control of or beacon she can't figure out how to turn off. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't totally geek her out when these chicks were staring at her. Last week the newest one went up to MuscleMomma's husband and asked if she was his wife. When he said yes, she shook her head in disappointment and walked away. MuscleMomma's husband, who loves to give her a hard time, was all too giddy to run over and tell us what happened. He then proposed a contest between the two of them to see who could pick up the most girls at the gym in 30 days. I informed him he would lose miserably and he agreed! Don't get the wrong impresson though....we're not anit-gay or anything like that. In fact, we got to be pretty good friends with one of the trainers there that initially had a crush on MuscleMomma. She didn't gawk across the gym at us though, and she was alot of fun. It's the creepy staring and direct comments that bother her. Especially after they figure out she wouldn't be interested....just move on to another target!!! I need to make her a new workout top that says something like, "If you don't have a penis...stop staring at me". I dunno....that's a little much for a family place. It also infers that if you HAVE a penis it's okay to stare which is not the case either. Any ideas, throw them my way! We need to help a sista out!